Fat Pants are my only pants

My waist circumference has ballooned from a 32 to a 36 (inches, that is). I know from prior dieting experience that the fat around the waist is most persistent. Yes yes I know, this is where males store the fat, but hey… I have more than 20 wonderful pants and I can’t wear them. What a fashion disaster! All I have left is a pair of really baggy jeans, and they have some weird green discoloration. I call them my “fat pants” because I really don’t fit into any other pants right now.

I will NOT give in though and buy more “fat pants”. Nooo… I’ll be stubborn and keep wearing these pants because I KNOW I will fit into my wardrobe again. Buying wide pants now would really be 1. admission of defeat and 2. a waste of money. So, until my bulge is starting to wane, you’ll see MrTubby in his trendy baggy jeans, and it’s not because he’s suddenly on the all-youthful, hip and trendy trip… he just ain’t got no other pants to wear!

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